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joke
Consider the golfer who was behind by a couple of strokes in a competitive
match with a friend. The golfer said to himself, "I'd give anything to sink
this next putt." A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up
a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his
answer will be meaningless, but also thinks that perhaps this is a good omen,
so he said, "Okay," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on
this hole." The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth
another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and said, "Sure." He
makes the eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says
nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to
give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The golfer says,
"Certainly!" He makes the eagle. As the golfer walks to the club house, the
stranger walks alongside and said, "You know, I've really not been fair with
you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will
have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," said the golfer, "I'm Father
O'Malley..."