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Re: self-promotion+a netiquette request
Another interpretation of Biblical history
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very
> lonely, so God
> asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that
> he was
> going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
> woman. He said,
> "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when
> you discover
> clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree
> with every
> decision you make. She will bear your children and never
> ask you to
> get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She
> will not
> nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
> when
> you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache,
> and will
> freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
> Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
> God replied, "An arm and a leg."
> Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
> The rest is history.