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Re: Timbaland Templeton
> > anybody wanna design a heavy metal video to, say, "i painted my
> name" ?
>
> the video opens with Korn carrying various cans of spray paint
> underneath the Golden Gate Bridge. in order to mantain they're
> annonymity, the band wears masks of various presidents, including
> Nixon, Reagan, and "Honest" Abe Linclon.
>
> within the cover of night, the band ends up painting in HUGE letters,
> for all passerby above and below to read, "%#*& YOU POISON!!!!" along
> with other unsavory phrases which have been blurred out by MTV and
> readable only by purchacing the unedited video from the band itself....
>
> eh, it's a beginning.... well, maybe not even that. i haven't woken up
> enough yet for this...
...ratted-up hair-extensions flying, Linford leaps into the scene in a
cloud of smoke from the explosions that accompanied him. In a mock-rage,
he pushes the huge underpinnings of the bridge and they topple to the left
and right, crashing to the ground and revealing Ric, feet planted in a
greater-than-45-degrees splay, "Flying-V" guitar attached to his belt, eyes
squeezed shut and teeth bared. He launches into a searing solo...
...maybe this is more eighties "heavy metal" than nineties.
Oh well,
jnf
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