RE: Hive (was: Forum for OTR stuff?)

["Vogel, Andrew (vogelap)" <VOGELAP@UCMAIL.UC.EDU>]

> -----Original Message-----
> > Oh sweetie... The process of YOUR assimilation started the 
> first time I
> > met
> > you (Canal Street Tavern at some show for some band). It 
> continued when
> > we
> > (The Drew Collective (tm)) arranged your marriage to Jay, 
> and continues
> > even
> > now in dark, secret ways. You are owned.
> 
>            Oh!
> 
> (dumbfounded silence)
> 
>            Oh!
> 
> I had *thought* that Jay's and my courtship was suspiciously 
> strange, but I never *expected*...I never *knew*.
> 
> Gosh, this explains so much!
> 
You have no idea. There are patterns here that you cannot possibly begin to
understand, because you're too close to them. Grand patterns.

> If we're all part of a collective, what are the benefits--I 
> mean, besides
> being part of The Drew (tm) consortium? and having perfectly arranged
> marriages? Pitch it to me, baby. I'm part of a competitive 
> nation and I
> just need to know what's in it for me.
> 
There are many benefits... Free refills, upgrades on your rental car, free
alterations, the good seats, free gift wrapping, an extra dime from time to
time, and much, much more.

> like, will the HiveMind take on all Drew and OtR related 
> medical expenses
> (I have some of those, actually...) and ticket costs--and travel
> expenses--or, what if we swap--the HiveMind takes care of 
> these costs and
> I would buy OtR merchandise of equal or greater value and 
> distribute it
> amoung the masses. as I'll eventually run out of friends that need OtR
> discs, I'll just start leaving them around town, with a 
> post-it stuck to
> the cover: "for you" in a perfect forgery of Linford's handwriting.
> although, he doesn't seem to be the post-it note type...
> 
We're still working out the details with OTR, but you're on the right track.
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