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Re: Top 10...
drew j wondered:
<10) Do short people have a reason to live?>
dodgeball
<9) What rhymes with Benoit?>
there are a few definitions of this word. a girl in my high school pronounced it in a way that rhymes with "annoy"
<8) What shade of green is Kermit? And why is it so bloody hard being so?>
that should take two spots!
he's "frog" green. it's so hard cause it's so close to "with envy" green.
<7) What's so alluring about Cindy Crawford?>
if you find her alluring, that's your deal, figure it out for yourself and let us know the answer
<6) What is the rhyme structure of a villanelle?>
that's a good question...
<5) What sort of rubber chicken looks best with this outfit?>
animatronic
<4) Why do I have so many Button Men?>
you're an unwitting collector
<3) Where can I buy a clock like the Patience Clock?>
if you wait long enough, it'll come to you
<2) What is that guy from _Automan_ up to these days?>
trying to forget that he's the guy from _automan_
<1) Why does amazon.com have that smiley arrow?>
cause they'll happily tell you where to go as you fork over the cash.
---dan in michigan
np: the tragically hip - she didn't know
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