Top 10...

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...things I hate about you

10. Your choices in financial investments.

9. That stupid chuckle that you do EVERY TIME you get uncomfortable.

8. You don't like ONIONS?!? Who doesn't like onions!?

7. You drive too slowly.

6. You always turn my radio TOO FAR down...

5. ...and you wanna talk during the good songs.

4. You wanna smear me with sunscreen when we're at the beach.

3. That hat makes you look fat.

2. You like to watch FRIENDS and don't like to watch IRON CHEF.

1. You don't read enough.

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