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Re: Haiku submission
On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 21:38:48 -0000, you wrote:
>>Bruce makes me very mad.
>>He's glad, but I know he's very
>>very, very, very, very ugly.
>
>Dear Andy Vogel
>You misguided Uber-Beast
>My wish for you: peace
>
>See, gentle listees,
>Way down in Rhineland Valley,
>My heart grew today
>
>At least three sizes,
>Or maybe that was pant size,
>Perhaps I'm confused
>
>I do wish for all:
>Lives of joy and love for now,
>and for forever.
>
Sweet mother of Christ,
Bruce, you lie and lie and lie
about your fat heart.
It (your heart, that is)
is still small, cold, unloving,
and not full of peace.
Do not deceive the
Rhinelanders; they see through your
lies, into your soul.
The pant size comment,
though, seems to be accurate.
Going for a world record?
We wish them joy, but
soon, it will again be a
Bruce-n-Drew night. Butt.
The 'butt' up there is
only to make this thing work.
I hate me some haiku.
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Andrew Vogel: Program Manager at the University of Cincinnati College of
Pharmacy. Actor, director, dog (JRT) fanatic, author, Miata owner, &
much, much more! My homepage: "http://www.drewvogel.com" Linux-Mandrake!
"The only way OUT is THROUGH."
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dug: you da man! you da man! "Drew Vogel is its own reward."
ric: isn't "the man" the guy who's always bringing everyone down?
dug: nope! 'cause YOU da man!! Email: vogelap at email_uc.edu
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