OtR Posters on eBay

["Bruce Lachey" <b_lachey at hotmail_com>]

Mr. "thegeniusiwas" Swintosky is having some OtR posters sold via eBay and 
wanted me to let y'all know.  The seller is "spreckers".

For most of you new-school discussion list people that may not know Damian, 
here's a sample of his work, gleaned from the searchable digest of this very 
list.  And there's more where this came from.

Originally posted on 18 April 1998, and intended to the tune of "Within 
Without" from Eve.


WAX ON WAX OFF
lyrics by D. Swintosky

Is it because I can't
defeat you
That you feel so free
to make me move your hammock
fullsize mattress
and a chair.
While I fumble
with your couch
you're content
to stand and watch
yet I know
your knack for teaching me
is rare.

Do you know
they call it slav'ry
painting gates
without compensation
in your yard for sure
and maybe elsewhere
too.
Though you make
me clean your windows
and I really want to kill you
I end up a wiser fighter
thanks to you.

The coming competition
I'm a marshall arts sensation
Your training is a strange thing
Wax on wax off

Then ther is your flare
as tutor
there's a mustache
on the border
of your lip
and I suspect
a sandwich crumb.
As you put away confections
kindly kill a beer as well.
Unwrap and swallow ding dongs
one by one.

Though I'm usually pacifistic
You are so ritualistic
and I didn't know
Pat Morita
could be good.
But the oldster made something
springing
from the kitchen
of the Arnold's
where the Fonz wore stains
of food.

The coming competition
I'm a marshall arts sensation
I train on station wagons
Wax on wax off
It's causing me suspicion
Do I look in condition?
Your training is a strange thing
Wax on wax off
Wax on wax off
Wax on wax off
Wax on wax off

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