The List of Good Band Names

There are lots of names that would be great for bands… Let’s make a list of them here. Submit a Comment with any you’d like to see added! Continuously updated. Thanks Jay and others for helping with this list!

Cosmic Nomads (thanks, Eoin Colfer!)

Peasants with Pitchforks
Nose Hair Mustache
Bits of Moliere (credit to Ted and a bottle of Newcastle)

Pedantic Venacular
Double Entendre Snack Food (AKA Salty Nut Log and the Double Creme Betweens)
Pernicious Nonsense
Soulless Hellhole
Boggart Dementor
Chocolate from Heathens

Gabriel and the Almighty Slap
Extruded Plastic Dingus
Tender Nipple Buds
Dolphins of the Barnyard
Man Up, Nancy!
Emotional Clods
Locking Loins (and, the spin off “Banging Ass”)
Infested with Art Students
The PCs (Pretentious Cocks)
Obviously Derivative (a cover band, naturally)
Pre-Fab Chaos
God’s Comic
Little Burn-Faced Midget Boy and the EMTs
Corpse Dogs
Unkle Al and the Green Jeans
Man Mayo
Little Burn Face Midget Boy & The Shriners
Harmonious Breath
Cupid’s Firey Shaft
Meddling Monkey
Athenian Swain
Female Ivy

Mac Dang and the Ripple Creek Fairies
The Flung
Hillbillies on Crack
Morbid Obesity
Duke Mad Dog Thumper and the Jump City Big Beats
Trouble in the Treble Clef
Jesus Laughed
Wicked Lizard
Out of Sink
Suburban Voodoo
Benny and the C Notes
Tuneful Bucket
Free Beer
Alexander Graham Hell and his Infernal Telemarketers
Above Concern
Lost Noise
The Badass Fajitas
Växthus Potatis
Coitus Farm
The Hateful Oboes
The Expunged
Terminal Zone
Edgy McGee and the Randy Scott Gits
Zog and the Waxers
Mac Tarr and the Ass Vaulters
Walpurgis and the Bonfires
Sneaky Pete and the Glory Holes
Running into Walls
Morose Paul and the Gloomies
Spitting Teeth
Human Slaw
Vell Crow and the Rippers
Milton and the Swingliners
Vigorous Apathy
Total Eclipse of the Fun (a blues band)
Claire Ian and the Blau Punks
Dead in Czechoslovakia
Psychedelic Death Music
Luna E. Klips
Ad Nauseum
Chafing Fuel
Sterno and the Gas Guzzlers
Caulk Gun
Soul-Sucking Harpies
Proximity Orgasm
Climb, Stall & Plummet
Taxi to the Terminal Zone
The Coaster Frogs
C-LITS and the Hoodies (it’s a hip-hop thang)
Soundz Annoying
Erectile Disfunction
For A’breast
Irrational Temperment
Sex 4 Hire
displeasurements
Bert Bee and the Bikini Waxers
Iris and the Retinas
Crank and Pedal
Bob’s Your Uncle
We’re in Barney
The Butcher’s Hook
Stella and the Wonderful Two-Strokes
Mt. Fuji Rabbits
Baby Jane and the Sippy Cups
Al Bumen and the Yolksmen (an accustic folk group)
Al Bumen and the Eggciting Omelets (now a psychedelic acid-rock band)
Milton and the Red Swingliners
Gross Air
The Spontaneous Procrastinators
Amateur Fishhook
Snow Business (Like Snow Business I Know)
Tune in a Bucket
Truly Ponderous Poops
The Public Leaning Posts (The PLPs)
BJ and the Cunning Linguistics
Tongue-Tied in the Valley
Overheard on the Radio
The Ineligible Bachelors
The Confirmed Bachelors
The Young and the Very Well Rested
Intrascrotal Hematoma (thanks Ray!)

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