Day: April 10, 2006

Carlinism of the Day

Carlinism of the Day

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DINNER 100: Monday, April 10, 2006

DINNER 100: Monday, April 10, 2006

DINNER 100! We’ve made it this far in this crazy, stupid experiment! Given the milestone status of this dinner, I wish it was something more exciting than what it was. My stomach wasn’t feeling very well tonight, so I ate a banana. That’s it.